What Religion is Your Bra?
A man walked into the ladies department
and shyly walked up to
the woman behind the counter and said,
‘I’d like to buy a bra for my wife.. ‘
‘What type of bra?’ asked the clerk.
‘Type?’ inquires the man,
‘There’s more than one type?’
‘ Look around,’ said the saleslady,
as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, colour and material imaginable.
‘Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from .’
Relieved, the man asked about the types.
The saleslady replied:
‘There are the
Catholic,
Salvation Army,
Presbyterian, and the
Baptist types.
Which one would you prefer?’
Now totally befuddled,
the man asked about
the differences between them.
The Saleslady responded,
‘It is all really quite simple.’
The Catholic type supports the masses;
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen;
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright;
The Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills….
🙂 🙂
Recommend0 recommendationsPublished in Jokes & Humour
Hahahahaha, good one, Shad!
It was very UP lifting dont ya think Tex? LOL 🙂 🙂 while i’m here! When are you coming in shout again? soon i hope? 🙂
Hahaha, indeed, Shad… I’ll have to change religions now… to Baptist! Haaaaa!
lol,I will keep my type for the guess, truly fumy
Can’t decide between the Salvation Army and the Baptist….. lol xxx
🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 Thanks a lot guys. A giggle is good! 🙂
🙂
That was very funny! Loved it!