PERKS OF GETTING OLDER
Someone had to remind me, so I’m reminding you too…. Don’t laugh… it’s all true!!!——–Perks of reaching 50, or being over 60 and heading towards 70 and older:…………….(1) kidnappers are not very interested in you…………….(2) In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first………….(3) No one expects you to run – anywhere!………….(4) People call at 9pm and ask “Did I wake you?”…………….(5) There is nothing left to learn the hard way………..(6) The things you buy now won’t wear out……………..(7) You can eat supper at 4pm if you want to……………(8) You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge…………..(9) You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room……….(10) You can sing along to elevator music………….(11) Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off……..(12) Your joints are more accurate meteorologists that the national weather service…………(13) Your secrets are safe with your friends. because they can’t remember them either…………………(14) Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size……………(15) Already you’ve forgotten who posted this list…………….
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All of the above hahahahahaha xox
Afraid so Forever lol…xxx
Me too, lol x
yes, how did you know ha ha cousin lanixxxx.
I polished my crystal ball last night cuz….. xxxx
Hahahahhha lina how did you know? xxx
Just guessed???? xxx
🙂 so true lol xx
yup! xxx
No. 13 all the way…. hahahahaha
Would be funny….if it wasn’t so darned true lol xx
number 14 for me lina!
Apparently I am a slow study on #5, continue to experience that on a regular basis! LOL Thanx for posting Lina. Great way to start my day!
I think No.3 and No.6 really ring my bell!!! Lol glad you all enjoyed the post..xxxxx
Its 11 & 13 for me Lina how very true lol !!
no 15 ive forgot the rest haha
number 9 ,lol
the scary thing is the number i can tick off….help!!…
good one lina. 🙂 xx
I think I posted this – it’s got my name on it……at least I think that’s my name……..
Who posted this?……lol 🙂