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NOTICE OF MY INTENTION TO LEAVE THE GROUP.

It may or may not be disappointing to some people to know that I have decided to leave this page, I am sick and tired of the constant criticisms and remarks about things that have nothing to do with anyone else but me. I am disappointed in several members....

Okay... So I like dressing-up in rubber clothes. So what? And, my culinary tastes might seem strange to some people... but I have particular liking for cucumbers. Which brings me to the matter of my sexual preferences, which I know might seem strange to some people, but group sex with dwarfs, midgets, and pygmies is only a ‘small’ perversion compared to the other matter... And the magistrate was particularly understanding when I explained that running naked through our local park wearing crotchless fluffy underwear on my head and brandishing a dildo in each hand is an ancient pagan custom and...

Oh shit! Wrong forum!

Please ignore all of the above.

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  1. I’m not sure if crotchless, fluffly underwear is in season this year, but hey I’ll try anything once. Rubber may show up on the catwalks of the next fashion shows but dildo shoes are now the rave, or have you heard. Your writing is hilarious…I anxiously await to see what you come up with next. I’m still giggling.

    1. Has to be crotchless so as not to flatten the hair on top of the head, you understand that of course…….Dildo shoes yes… must replace the batteries in mine gives me a buzz when I wear them, puts a spring in my step…..hot tip….plenty of talc before you don the rubber…

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