ONIONS AND CHRISTMAS TREES
A family at the dinner table. The son asks his father,
‘Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?’
The father, surprised, answers,
‘Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs:
In her 20’s, a woman’s are like melons, round and firm.
In her 39’s to 40’s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
After 50, they are like onions.’
‘Onions?’, said the son.
‘Yes,’ said the father.’ You see them and they make you cry.’
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said,
‘Mum, how many kinds of ‘willies’ are there?’
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers,
‘Well dear, a man goes through three phases.
In his 20’s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.
In his 30’s and 40’s. it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.
After his 50’s, it is like a Christmas Tree.’
‘A Christmas Tree?’ said the daughter.
‘Yes,’ said the mother, ‘The tree is dead and the balls are just for decoration.’
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Hmmmmm! lol
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Hahahahahaha ann xxx
Thank you Skippy xxx
Lol good one xxxx
ha ha thank you grandmaj
hahahahha,Anne,so funny,xx
So good to see you back bloging,Anne,xx
Thank you Flowersun I think that was a bit naughty lol xx
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🙂 good one Anne xx
Thankyou sasha11…Ann
ROTFL 😉
There you go James lol
I dare not say “so true” or I’ll have all the males in here upset!!! lol Fun to read Tania – enjoyed it – for various reason…lol xxx
I understand lina xx
LOL,Lina.
That was a realy good one! haaaaaa…
I am pleased that you liked it maggiess123…thanks…
Hahahahaha, thanks for the laugh, Tania. Too funny!!!
Thank you Pam pleased that you found it funny haha…
hehehe love it x
Thank you welshchrisie hehehe
really good one Tania really got their own back on the men still laughing at it ha ha ha