Old Sayings

This was sent to me by a friend, and I thought I might share it with SC.

*Old Sayings*
*There is an old Hotel/Pub in Marble Arch, London, which used to have a
gallows adjacent to it. Prisoners were taken to the gallows (after a fair
trial of course) to be hanged.*
*The horse-drawn dray, carting the prisoner, was accompanied by an armed
guard, who would stop the dray outside the pub and ask the prisoner if he
would like **’ONE LAST DRINK’**.*
*If he said YES, it was referred to as **’ONE FOR THE ROAD’**.*
*If he declined, that prisoner was **’ON THE WAGON’**.*
*So there you go. More history. *
*They used to use urine to tan animal skins, so families used to all pee in
a pot and then once a day it was taken and sold to the tannery. If you had
to do this to survive you were **’piss poor’**, but worse than that were
the really poor folk, who couldn’t even afford to buy a pot, they **’Didn’t
have a pot to piss in’** and were the lowest of the low.*
*The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water
temperature isn’t just how you like it, think about how things used to be*
*.*
*Here are some facts about the 1500s:*
*Most people got married in June, because they took their yearly bath in
May and they still smelled pretty good by June. However, since they were
starting to smell, brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body
odour. Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married.*
*Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house
had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men,
then the women and finally the children. Last of all the babies. By then
the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it. Hence the
saying, **’Don’t throw the baby out with the bath water’**!*
*Houses had thatched roofs, thick straw piled high, with no wood
underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the cats
and other small animals (mice, bugs) lived in the roof. When it rained it
became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof.
Hence the saying **’It’s raining cats and dogs’**.*
*There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house. This posed a
real problem in the bedroom, where bugs and other droppings could mess up
your nice clean bed. Hence, a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over the
top afforded some protection. That’s how canopy beds came into existence.*
*The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt. Hence
the saying, **’dirt poor’**. The wealthy had slate floors that would get
slippery in the winter when wet, so they spread thresh (straw) on floor to
help keep their footing.*
*As the winter wore on they added more thresh until, when you opened the
door, it would all start slipping outside. A piece of wood was placed in
the entrance-way. Hence: a **’thresh hold’**.*
*(Getting quite an education, aren’t you?)*
*In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that
always hung over the fire. Every day they lit the fire and added things to
the pot. They ate mostly vegetables and did not get much meat. They would
eat the stew for dinner, leaving leftovers in the pot to get cold
overnight, then start over the next day. Sometimes stew had food in it that
had been there for quite a while. Hence the rhyme: **’Peas porridge hot,
peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot, nine days old’**.*
*Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special. When
visitors came over they would hang up their bacon, to show off. It was a
sign of wealth that a man could, **’Bring home the bacon’**. They would cut
off a little to share with guests and would all sit around talking and **’chew
the fat’**.*
*Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high acid content
caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning and
death. This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the next 400 years or
so, tomatoes were considered poisonous.*
*Bread was divided according to status. Workers got the burnt bottom of the
loaf, the family got the middle, and guests got the top, or **’The Upper
Crust’**.*
*Lead cups were used to drink ale or whisky. The combination would
sometimes knock the imbibers out for a couple of days. Someone walking
along the road would take them for dead and prepare them for burial. They
were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the family
would gather around and eat and drink and wait and see if they would wake
up. Hence the custom of **’Holding a Wake’**.*
*England is old and small and the local folks started running out of places
to bury people, so they would dig up coffins and would take the bones to a
bone-house and reuse the grave. When reopening these coffins, 1 out of 25
coffins were found to have scratch marks on the inside and they realised
they had been burying people alive. So they would tie a string on the wrist
of the corpse, thread it through the coffin and up through the ground and
tie it to a bell. Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night
(**the graveyard shift**) to listen for the bell; thus someone could
be, **’Saved by the Bell’** or was considered a **’Dead Ringer’**.*
*And that’s the truth.*
*Now, whoever said history was boring!*