A sexually active middle aged woman informed a plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips
reduced in size because over the years they have become loose and flabby.
Out of embarrassment, she insisted that the surgery remain secret, and of course, the surgeon agreed.
Awakening from the anesthesia, she found three roses carefully placed beside her on the bed.
Outraged, she immediately called the surgeon. "I thought I specifically asked you not to tell anyone about my operation".
The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him. "I felt so sad for you, because you went through all this by yourself. The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and understood perfectly, as she had the same procedure done some time ago."
"And what about the third rose?" she asked.
"That's from the man in the burns unit, he wanted to thank you for his new ears." 😀 😀