MY REZUMAY

Deer Sur,

I waunt to apply for the secretary job I seen in the paper.I can type real kwik wit one fingarr and do sum accounting 2.

I think I am good on the fone and I am a people Person. Pepole really seam to respond good to me.I’m lookin for a job as a secretary but it kant be 2 complikaited

My spelling is not 2 good but I find that I awfin get a job Bcuz of my persinalety…

My salerey is open so we can discuss wat you want To pay me and wat you think I am wurth.

I can start imeditely.Thank you in advance 4 yore anser.

Sinseerly

Peggy May Mc Biggins.

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  1. So funny, but also so close to being true for many. I used to hire people and some of the resumes that came across my desk were sad. Thanks for making my day, very funny!

  2. So, did she get the job? Like Linda said, funny and sad at the same time. Says so much about our education systems. Kids just passed on without having learned much of anything. Love, Jackie
    PS…to those teachers out there, that was not a comment against you. We just don’t have enough of you to go around.

  3. Love it, Ann! Hahahaha! Well, not only can she not spell… she also suffers from having a short memory. In one sentence she spelled ‘people’ correctly and in the next… spelled it incorrectly. Ugggh, how do people like this get jobs?

  4. It makes me wonder Why I spent 5 plus years getting my Bachelors and Masters Degree in Business and Humanities and majoring in Literature and minoring in Journalism. As funny and sad was the article she wrote makes everyone wonder why or how so called teachers are getting away with it? Doc