My job search
1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory,
but I got canned. Couldn’t concentrate.
2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack,
but just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe.
3. After that, I tried being a Tailor,
but wasn’t suited for it — mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory,
but that was too exhausting.
5. Then, tried being a Chef – figured it would add a little spice to my life,
but just didn’t have the thyme.
6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker,
but any way I sliced it…. couldn’t cut the mustard.
7. My best job was a Musician,
but eventually found I wasn’t noteworthy.
8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor,
but didn’t have any patience.
9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory.
Tried hard but just didn’t fit in.
10. I became a Professional Fisherman,
but discovered I couldn’t live on my net income.
11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company,
but the work was just too draining.
12. So then I got a job in a Workout Centre,
but they said I wasn’t fit for the job..
13. After many years of trying to find steady work,
I finally got a job as a Historian – until I realized there was no future in it.
14. My last job was working in Starbucks,
but had to quit because it was the same old grind.
15. SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT
AND I FOUND I’M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!
Yep! It’s an oldy….but a goody…right? lol. 🙂 🙂 😉
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With all that different experience would hire you any day Shads…not sure what as but will find something….lol
Have you thought of anything yet faye?….No way would i do that!..you are way out of line on that one! I’m too old now anyway!! haaahaaaaa! 🙂 🙂
that one i liked shads…very good!!!! infact…i loved it…:D 😀 😀
I know it’s an old one pollie…but i think they are always the best…Well, some are lol. 🙂
Still laughing shads, good one xxx
Thats good skippy…keep em laughing is always my motto!!!! 🙂
oh shads…hahahhaaaaaaaaa..go help kiwi taste the tequila to see if it’s any good..lol
Do my eyes decieve me??? Na! i’ve drunk to many tequila’s!… A bit of advice for ya kat? Never go on the town with a kiwi! The one we know is mad..bad..and dangerous to know!!! ( Byron)…right? hahahaaa! 🙂
Loved it shads.. see retirement is the best ,you can sit and think up all kinds oh sh** ,to entertain all us oldies …have a good think my friend * for good effort……mac xxxxx
I have just written a small comment on your blog…Agatha Christie!! lol. It’s good to see you again mac…before i go! What did happen to them?!!!??.lol. 🙂
Enjoyed it shads….had never read it before…
I am happy to hear that msscooter and thanks a lot for your comment. 🙂
you have all these jobs and wont work for me shads hee hee!
Haha! Good one jcb. Nope! I am at my best just flying my broomstick..here ..there &..everywhere. I hear a song coming on..must fly!!!! lol. 🙂
hahahahahaha shads – happy flying !! xoxox