MR PUSSY CAT LOSER

A nice sunny day relaxing in the garden trees gently swaying in

the cool breeze, a giant cat called tiger with grey and black stripes patrolling the undergrowth sniffing his way around, and suddenly a commotion what a to-do Mr pussy cat has spied a mother mouse with her three young babies. The mouse, her name is Sheena Timkins, sees the cat and hurriedly gets her and her babies on the run so mad to escape the monster cat it has happened before so they head for a drain where the cover is broken, whoosh down they go as fast as they could, Mr pussy cat is too slow this time.

The babies are safe for now but Tiger sits patiently by the drain he keeps sticking his paw down the drain hoping to catch a mouse to munch on or at least to torment, Sheena has been around too long she is just a bit too wise for this giant bully pussy cat.

Hidden down this hole is a water pistol lost by the young boy who lives in the house, Mr pussy cat doesn’t like being soaked with water it spoils his good-looking fur coat, Tiger is no mug he finds a giant leaf that helps him keep dry then laughs saying stupid mouse water pistol soon be empty what then I will still be here and I will be dry and ready for battle. Sheena then decides to go further down the drain – ooo she said to the young ones it is so dark and scary, after traveling for quite a while there is a faint light ahead where can we be Sheena said to the young ones after a while things became clear they had found their way through this maze of pipes and were now in a big posh sink in a beautiful bathroom.

Mr cat was still watching the broken drain numpty him, time for a rest Sheena said to the young ones – got to get our act together, a towel hanging beside the sink, great, slowly they all climbed down, now as safe as could be but what next, I see said Sheena there are some stairs going down – come on kids lets go whoosh they all slide down the lovely banister – boy that was great fun they all landed in a heap at the bottom giggling, what now there were a few doors one to the outside with a big cat flap Sheena found a shoe and wedged it tight shut that will keep that cat out we will be safe she said to the young ones now let’s chill out and have a look round, what’s this door I know through there is the kitchen sooper dooper she whooped food I do surmise plenty of muchies I do percieve yum yum she told the young ones lets go,it took some effort to open the fridge door but what a surprise munchies for all where to start the

kids were all over the cheese that was their favorite some of the fancy goods were not to their liking that stuff was chucked out onto the floor

a beautiful floor it was too really nice tiles, Sheena being bigger got into a nearby cupboard there were all sorts there for use in the

cooking of pies and buns etc of course there was a big bag of flour but not to Sheena’s liking a quick push out it went all over the kitchen floor the little ones now had super fun rolling in it and scattering it all over the kitchen floor making flour castles which of course had a water-filled moat it was now getting rather messy

the problem was now covered in flour the youngsters were feeling very thirsty, not to worry mummy Sheena said as she turned on the washer and water filler pipe water was everywhere but the little ones soon quenched their thirst, Sheena smiled at her happy little ones as they scampered around the kitchen floor dragging the flour mixed with water all over the place oh what such fun they were all having playing peak a boo with there quaint white faces.

A sudden sound, whats that Sheena said, it was the front door the owners were home now what, they scampered up back into the sink then up onto the window sill with a great deal of effort they got to the open kitchen window, now what Sheena said I know this is going to be tricky and dangerous but kids be brave and just follow me grab a cloths peg each and follow me with an apprehensive step they all followed mum sliding down the cloths line

which went all the way to the bottom of the garden, they all landed in a big lump and looked around to find they had landed in the peg bag

hanging there at the end of the cloths line it was not too difficult to

climb down to the ground and then scamper off into bushes at the end of the garden a big sigh of relief what a magic adventure.

They sat there a little breathless what a fun time they had had

shaken but oh so happy it had been so much fun so the whole family full of food and happiness began to fall asleep the last thing they heard was loud voices and the cat tiger being scolded and made to go in his basket which was in the shed last we heard coming from tiger was I hate mice grrrrrrr

SHEENA TIMKINS

a nice day out with the kids ha ha ha