MOTHER’S DRIVING LICENCE
A mother is driving her little girl to her friend’s house for a play date.
‘Mummy,’ the little girl asks,’How old are you?’
‘Honey, you are not suppose to ask a lady her age,’ the mother replied.It’s not polite.’
‘Now really,’ the mother says,’those are personal questions and are really none of your business.’
Undaunted, the little girl asks,’Why did you and daddy get divorced?’
‘That’s enough questions, young lady! Honestly!’
The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
‘My mum won’t tell me anything about her,’ the little girl says to her friend.
‘Well,’ says the friend,’ all you need to do is look at her drivers licence.It’s like a report card, it has everything on it.’
Later that night the little girl says to her mother,’I know how old you are.you are 32.’
The mother is surprised and asks,’ how did you find tht out?’
‘I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.’
The mother is past surprised and shocked now.’How in heaven’s name did yu find that out?’
‘And,’ the little girl says triumphantly,’I know why you and daddy got a divorce.’
‘Oh, Really?’ the mother asks,’Why?’
‘Because you got an F in sex.’
If you see someone without a smile today give them one of yours!
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LOL. Out of the mouth of babes! Thanks for posting. x
haha thank you merver x
haha good one Tania xx
I thought it was funny grandmaj….Ann xx
Hahahahhahahha ann, love it xxx
Thank you Skippy xxx
Hahahahaha!
Thank you PamfromTX
Funny tania Kids know everything……well think they do…..
They do think they do mac….thank you..
HAHAHAHAHAHHA TANIA REALLY NICE HAVING U BACK U MAKE ME SMILE
ha ha thank you padraig.
Damnations!!!!!! I just looked at my driving licence…. NOW I know why I’m divorced!!! 🙁