Men Are Just Happier People
What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. ! Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes — one color for all seasons You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can “do” your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier. hee hee!
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Hi JcB , Really love that , its so so true , thanks so much for sharing …
yea! Yea! Yea! Dream on jcb lol. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat?…in your line of business? i think not hahaaa!. You made me smile at your blog…thanks. 🙂 🙂
hehehehhehe jcb xxxx
wow jcb the boss is bloggin hahaha!!!! good one hun..hope to read more from you in 2013!!!!! 😀 😀 😀
JCB I heard this one before but enjoyed reading it again and nice to see the boss blogging. Keep it up ok.
so funny and completely true… i should’ve been a man 🙂
A knee-slapper, this is. Are you the author, jcb1? Well done and completely entertaining. I’m new to Senior Chatters . . . and I’m liking it more and more, thanks to your article.
thank you all for your comments on my blog and no faerie i am not the author but i did put it on here hee hee!
Coming back as a man jcb – painting the house no problem them lol xoxox
Reading this put a smile on my face
I want to be a man……..you have me convinced…x
Life’s good.
Bazz
How did I miss this Bazz?.. that is some good stuff and true.. lol.. Lou