blackdog2
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A married man was having an affair with his secretary, one day the went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, the fell asleep and woke up at eight o’clock in the evening. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside to rub them in the grass and dirt, hr then put them on and drove home. “Where do you…
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Sneaky bugger!
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“Well Mrs. Evans” said the doctor, “you are coughing more easily this morning”
“I would jolly well hope so” was the acid reply, “I’ve been up all night practicing”
“Is that the Salvation Army?” “Yes sir, that is correct”
“Is it true that you save young ladies?” “Yes indeed we do”
“Oh good” said the caller, “would you save me one for Saturday night?”
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My Grandad started walking 5 miles a day when he was 60, he is now 97 and we haven’t a clue where he is!
The only reason I would take up walking is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
I have to walk early in the morning before my brain figures out what I am doing.
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I have spent many years of unpaid Caring so I am passionate about Alzheimers so I would respectfully ask if you would care to read my blogs please. Thanak you.
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Hello Blackdog, and I hope you visit Shoutbox and I will try to find your blog. Caregiving is very difficult and the people who do it are a special kind of person.
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Welcome Blackdog2 to Shoutbox.
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blackdog2 posted a new post. 3 years ago
An Alzheimers requestDo not ask me to remember, don’t try to make me understand. Let me rest and know you’re with me, kiss my cheek, hold my…
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blackdog2 posted a new post. 3 years ago
The little boy and the old manSaid the little boy “sometimes I drop my spoon” Said the old man “I do that too” The little boy whispered “I wet my pants”…
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blackdog2 posted a new post. 3 years ago
Dark skiesGazing from within through raindrops down window run Dark, gloomy, nothing moves today, no sign of sun Rain, yet more rain from that dark forboding…
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blackdog2 posted a new post. 3 years ago
Alzheimers CarerThe diagnosis to us was given, Alzheimers we’re told Cruel and bitter blow, now we know, that fact so cold. The smile, laughter gone, those…
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It was pointed out to Winston Churchill that his fly button was undone, He replied “No matter. The dead bird does not leave the nest!”
Groucho Marx once said “Anyone can get old, all you have to do is live long enough”
At forty I lost my illusions, at fifty I lost my hair, at sixty my hope and teeth were gone and my feet were beyond repair.…
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