I intend to live forever, so far so good!

If Barbie is so popular why do you have to buy her friends?

How is it possible to have a Civil War?

If one synchronised swimmer drowns so the others also have to drown?

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you for doing it?

Why is the alphabet in that order, is it because of that song?

Atheism is…

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Something to ponder on! By rearranging the letters of the words listed it produces some funny results.

Dormitory becomes Dirty room Astronomer becomes Moon starer

Presbyterian becomes Best in prayer Desperation becomes A rope ends it

The eyes becomes They see The morse code becomes Here…

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Two famous comments I like.

Eleanor Roosevelt said “A woman is like a tea bag, you never know how strong it is until it is in hot water.”

Marilyn Monroe said “It is not true that I had nothing on, I had the radio on”

A middle aged couple had two beautiful daughters but really wanted a son, eventually after many attempts the wife got pregnant again, nine months later a son arrived. Beside themselves with joy, the father excitedly rushed to see their pride and joy, he saw the ugliest child ever. Turning to his wife he said “There is no way I can be the father…

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A woman took her husband to a psychiatrist because he thought he was a dog. They walked for the consultation, the psychiatrist greeted them and pointing to a couch gestured them to sit down, “Oh No” said the woman, “Not him as he is not allowed on the furniture!”