Manchester women.
The following are all replies that Manchester women have written on
Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing “father’s
details” or putting it another way….Who’s the Daddy?
These are genuine excerpts from the forms. Be sure to check out No
10. I think it takes 1st prize and No 2 is runner up.
1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Makeeshia was
fathered by Maclearndon McKinley I am unsure as to the identity of the
father of Marlinda, but I believe that she was conceived on the same
night.
2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was
being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can
provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party
if this helps.
3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was
conceived at a party at 360 East Bolton Avenue where I had sex with a
man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I
fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you please
send me his phone number? Thanks.
4. I don’t know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a
BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels.
Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if
he’s had it replaced.
5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am
awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son’s conception
was imaculat and that he is the Saver risen again.
6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia’s dad as he informs me that
to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic
implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and
right by the country. Please advise…
7. Tyrone Hairston is the father of child A If you do catch up with
him, can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was
also borned at the same time…. well, I don’t have clue.
8. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at
Euro-Disney; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom
9. So much about that night is a blur, the only thing that I remember
for sure is Gordon Ramsey did a programme about eggs earlier in the
evening. If I had stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to
the party at 56 Miller St, mine might have remained unfertilized.
10. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after
all, like when you eat a can of beans you can’t be sure which one made
you fart. 🙂 🙂
I live in Manchester but none of the above were from me!!!! .
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** laughing ** These are priceless. Thanks for sharing, shadow. BB, Faerie
Happy you enjoyed the laugh faerie 🙂
Where do you find them Shadow? So funny!xxx
lol?. I’m sorry for my reply on a blog you commented on, i was rude ..i really am sorry :(… Hope i have made up for my rudeness by making you laugh with this blog. 🙂
You’re back to your old standards, Shadow. Low and funny. Loved it. Thanks for the laugh, lady
LOL Way. Somewhere deep inside i do have a touch of class!!!. Always happy to see your comments. 🙂
Hahahahhahahaha shads, love it, thank you xxx
🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂
So funny lol……thank you for sharing
My pleasure tizzy. 🙂
you tell us owt shads lolol!!!! 😀 😀 😀
Yea! cause i would pol 🙂
These women remind me of a joke years ago in Playboy. A bobby is shining his torch on a woman of he evening lying in an alleyway with her skirts hiked up and legs spread. She is eating popcorn. The caption is, “Oh, is ‘e gone?”
I must be thick OB…I dont understand the joke!. 🙂
Remnds me of when i was working at the orphanage, we had girls lving there waiting to have their babies .I was filling out the forms for one older girl,asked her” who the father was”,her reply was
“I dont know must have caught it off the toilet seat” the head nun looked at me with daggers in her eyes as much as saying” Kathy dont you dare”.lolol loved these shads xxxx mac
LOL mac. I have not heard that one before..made me laugh..thanks. 🙂
Oldbull, have you ever been to Manchester? Just asking. (smile)
No, and these ladies give new meaning to “soccer (Manchester United) moms.” Any “whose your daddy” offspring I may have left behind are Asian-American from Vietnam or the Philippines, almost old enough to belong to SC.
you would know shads if you live in manchester. isnt that where the tarts come from? hee hee!
Oh..jcb..that was below the belt hahaaa!. Just for the record i am not a Manchester lass! Born in London but married a Manchester man..i still have my London accent ask pol!. hee hee! 🙂