MALE STRIPPER
Last night, my red hat friends and I went to a ladies night club.
One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill.
When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 dollar bill and stuck it to his butt cheek.
Not to be out done, another friend pulls out a $20 dollar bill. She called the guy back, licks the $20 bill, and sticks it to his other butt cheek.
In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy over and licks the $50 bill.
I’m worried about the way things are going, but fortunately she just sticks it to one of his butt cheeks again.
Seeing the way things are going, the guy races over to me! Now everyone’s attention is focused on me, egging me on to try top the $50.
My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet.
What could I do?
The woman in me took over.
I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his butt, grabbed my eighty bucks and left !!!!
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ahahahahahahahahahhaahahhaha,anne,xxxxxx
lol flower xxxx!!!
What a new take on “swipe it”…lol xxx
It is Lina xxx..LOL
Hahahaha, Tania!!!!
LOL Pam I thought it was funny too!!!!!..
That is way too funny! There wasn’t a hand pull to see if you could have gotten more money? Sort of like a slot machine?
hahaha Linda…thank you !!!!
funnyyyyyy……!
Thank you maggiess123.
We women always looking for ways to be, ummm, thrifty? Hahaha funny story!
thank you KayBee hahaha
LOL I wasnt expecting that punch line 🙂
thank you PolliePie neither was I, LOL
Hahahahahhaha ann xxx