Keeping it Clean!!!

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no

lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the

horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops at a steady and rhythmic

pace, but the blonde beings to slip from the saddle.

In terror, she grabs for the horse’s mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip.

She tries to throw her arms around the horse’s neck, but she slides down

the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant

of its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the

horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot becomes

entangled in the stirrup and she is now at the mercy of the horse’s pounding

hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over…

As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from

unconsciousness.

When to her great fortune, Bobby, the super-market manager, sees her plight

and unplugs the horse.

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🙂 🙂 🙂 This one just cracks me up 🙂 🙂 🙂