It pays to be old./ A joke!.
No one believes seniors . . . everyone thinks they are senile.
An Elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary.
The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had
moved back to their old neighbourhood after they retired.
Holding hands they walked back to their old school.
I t was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk
they’d shared where Andy had carved ‘I love you, Sally.’
On their way back ho me , a bag of money fell out of
an armored car, practically landing at their feet.
Sally quickly picked it up, but not sure
what to do with it, they took it home.
There, she counted the money:
fifty-thousand dollars!
Andy said, ‘We’ve got to give it back.’
Sally said, ‘Finders keepers.’
She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.
The next day, two FBI men were canvassing the neighborhood
looking for the money and knocked on the door.
‘Pardon me, but did either of you find a bag
that fell out of an armored car yesterday?’
Sally said, ‘No.’
Andy said, ‘She’s lying. She hid it up in the attic.’
Sally said, ‘Don’t believe him, he’s getting senile.’
The agents turn to Andy and began to question him.
One says: ‘Tell us the story from the beginning’
Andy said, ‘Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday . . ..’
The first FBI guy turns to his partner and says, ‘We’re outta here.’
🙂 🙂 🙂 :).
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ha ha ha Shads good one!
Dont tell me you haven’t read that one before tans? lol. Thanks for reading 🙂
Love it Shadow, lol
Happy i posted it now Way!. Thank you. 🙂
hahahahahaha…..OH that is good!!! Keep em coming, shads…
Hahahahahaha shads, love it xxxx
Did i hear you shout more skippy? lol. xx 🙂
thats great
Thanks scully. 🙂
hahahahaha shads xoxox
we do get around dont we forever? see you in shout and thanks for comment. 🙂 x
Well now shads we can get away with anything now i. Good. Loved it. Mac
funny shads liked that one.
You already do mac!!! lol. 🙂 x
lol shads…and yep i have hahaha!!! 🙂 😀
oops jcb..you should have been before mac…blame her!!!. lol Its a gooden isnt it? :).
Do you think i dont know that pols? lol. 🙂 xx 🙂 🙂 🙂
Oh dear!!! :(…I forgot you passaggio . so sorry. You keep disapearing thats my excuse!.. Good to see you again :). Thanks for comment 🙂