IRISH MEDICAL DICTIONARY
Artery: The study of paintings
Bacteria: Back door to the cafeteria
Barium: What doctors do when patients die
Benign: What you be, after you be eight
Caesarean Section: A neighbourhood in Rome
Catscan: Searching for Kitty
Cauterize: Made eye contact with her
Colic: a sheep dog
Coma: A punctuation mark
Dilate: To live long
Enema: Not a friend
Fester: Quicker than someone else
Fibula: A small lie
Impotent: Distinguished, well known
Labour pain: Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff: A doctor’s cane
Morbid: a high offer
Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates
Node: Knew it
Outpatient: A person who has fainted
Pelvis: Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative: A letter carrier
Recovery Room: Place to do upholstery
Rectum: Nearly killed him
Secretion: Hiding something
Seizure: Roman emperor
Tablet: A small table
Terminal Illness: Getting sick at the airport
Tumour: One plus one more
Urine: Opposite of you’re out
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Hahahahaha shadow love it so did my irish hubby!
Thanks skippy. I love the Irish humour, think it is my favourite, i also like the Jewish humour. :).
Read this before shadow but still get a laugh from it 🙂
Yes it is an old one forever..but like you said we can still get a laugh from the old one’s if you haven’t heard them for a while. 🙂
liked this one shads. nice to see you doung humour once more!!
Thanks jcb. New humour is hard to find these days but i am trying to find new stuff!. :).