IRISH HUMOUR
Only The Irish have jokes Like These
Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, Looking like he’d been run over by a train.
His arm in a sling, his nose broken, Hid face cut and bruised and he’s walking with a limp.
” What happened to you?” asks Sean, the bartender.
” Jamie O’Connor and me had a fight,” says Paddy.
” That little S***”, O’Connor says to Sean.
” He couldn’t do that to you, he must have had something in his hand.”
” That he did”, says Paddy,” a shovel is what he had. A terrible lickin’ he gave me with it.”
”Well,’ says Sean, ” you should have defended yourself, Didn’t you have something in your hand?”
”That I did,” sais Paddy.
”Mrs O’Connor’s breast, a thing of Beauty it was, but useless in a fight.”
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O’Grady after His Sunday morning service, and she’s in tears.
He says, ”So what’s bothering you, Mary my dear?”
She says,” Oh, father, I’ve got terrible news.
My husband passed away last night.”
The priest says, ”Oh, Mary, that’s terrible.
Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?”
She says, That he did, Father.”
The priest says,” What did he ask , Mary?”
She says, ”He said,” Mary, put down the damn gun.”
A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, Enters the confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing.
The priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk continues to sit there.
Finally, The priest pounds three times on the wall.
The drunk mumbles,”ain’t no use knockin, there’s no paper on this side either.”
“Boobies “…a thing of ” beauty ” to many…lol funny blog Tania.xx
Thank you starlette xx
lol tania good ones ..
haha thank you mac ..
Love your blogs tania!!!!! keep them coming
Oh, thank you missellie ….you are so kind xx
Yes Ann keep them coming am working on another story soon i have one a bouit an irish poacher who settled in inverness a real story i said i wouldnt do any true ones but this is real good
Okay Paddy we shall see what it is like…Thank you…I like Inverness but I like Pitlochry better lol
Good jokes Tania. And I’m with you on the Pitlochry thing. Beautiful little town.
Thank you Way. I love Pitlochry…
Hahahahhha ann xxx
ha ha Thank you Skippy xx
You found some crackers there ann xx
haha Thank you Jack xx