IF MY BODY WAS A CAR!
Here is a quick blog for a friend lol
If my body was a car, this is the time
I would be thinking about trading it in
For a newer model.
I’ve got dents and scratches in my finish
and my paint job is getting a little dull….
But that’s not the worst of it.
My headlights are out of focus and
it’s especially hard to see things up close.
My traction is not as graceful as it once was.
I slip and slide and skid
and bump into things even in the best of weather.
My whitewalls are stained with varicous viens.
It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.
My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
But here’s the worst of it,
Almost every time I sneeze, or cough
or sputter,
Either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires! (oh oh)
Love it!! Seems contageous, this growing older – pity I’m no wiser! Thanks for the post, I definately smiled ruefully!! lol xxx
ha ha Thank you lina..Ann x
haha good one Tania xxx
Thank you grandmaj x
Oh ,dear! And It won’t get better ! Help ! Better not think !
Oh, Dear, nmod what we have to endure lol thank you!
Does it make a difference if you’re an old Corvette ? I’ve never actually come across a sputtering, farting Corvette!
I would not know Wanda ! is that you then??? thank you…ann.
LOL,Very interesting,thank you Tania,
Ha ha thank beatrice..
Hahaha, too funny… thanks for sharing, Tania.
Thank you PamfronTX…..Ann
Ok, great story. We all tend to be in the same garage, need some new tires, paint job and some body fill hear and there. But what you have missed is that warm purr of that motor. Your transmission might slip a bit but that just means that we can keep up with each other a bit better. By me helping you we will have enough head lights to steer on into the future and when your tires slip I will be there to help push you up life’s little hills and so we can coast down the other side. So, keep your wind shield clear and I will catch you on the next hill, till then take care, Massy
Thank you massy lovely to hear from you…Ann
Aw, lovely reply Massy 🙂
Lovely massy xox
Hahahhahahhahha ann, love it, how did you know all that about me lol xxx
hhahaha Skips I guessed….Thank you xxxxxxxxxxxx
At least we are all in the same garage – happy motoring xoxox
ha ha Yes, thank you FEY xoxoxox.