I Have Some Questions
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? Why do Kamakaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an ‘s’ in the word lisp? Do Married people live longer than single people, or does it only seem longer? How is it that we put a man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? DID YOU EVER STOP AND WONDER: Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these pink dangly things here and drink whatever comes out??” Who was the first person to say, “See that chicken there… I’m gonna eat the next things that comes out of it’s rear end” Why is there a light in the fridge, but not in the freezer?? Why do people point to their wrist when asking the time, but make no appropriate gesture when they ask where the bathroom is?? Why does your obstetrician, gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?? If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables – then what is baby oil made from?? Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster??
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Hahaha …you have to many questions … I like the cow and the chicken best !
Must admit, they really appealed to my sense of humour too….lol xxxx
Lolol, Excellent questions Lina, they’ll probably continue to be some of life’s great mysteries. 🙂
No answers Steve, but glad you enjoyed the questions…. xxx
What gesture do you suggest when wanting the bathroom…..on second thoughts, rather not know. Brilliant blog thankyou Lina. xx
Star, the original email that was sent to me was most graphic with just that suggestion, but I thought it wiser to NOT include that and leave it to very fertile imaginations…..lol xxxxx
And now for the answers…………….. then maybe not . Very good reading Lina . I guess thats the human race for you . Nowt queerer than folk .
Sometimes ignorance is bliss!! Glad you enjoyed it Scorpio…xxxx
You do right Lina, and I have a very fertile imagination. lol x
lol xxxxxxx
Brilliant Lina lol xxx
Glad you enjoyed.xxxxxxxxxxxx
Good ones….Enjoyed reading this…
Thanks Msscooter, more to come soon..xxxxxx
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster??
YES, it does, and kicking it is even better.
boy do you have a high kick Polly…lol….xxxx
Good excersise Lina 😉