he pastors horse. A joke.

shadow July 9, 2012
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The pastor answered a knock at the door to find a man from
his congregation had car trouble nearby. The man asked
if he could borrow his car, but the pastor said, “it
is not here but you can borrow my horse”. The pastor
explained that the horse was trained to go on the command
“praise God” and to stop on the command “halleluiah”.
The man was galloping along straight toward a cliff edge
and tried to stop the horse but couldn’t remember the
command. He yelled whoo! and stop! and halt! but nothing
worked. Then he remembered and yelled “halleluiah”
and the horse stopped right on the edge looking over the
cliff. He was so relieved, he said “praise God”.

🙂 🙂

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