GROWING OLD
GROWING OLD: (1) Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional……………(2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get!……………(3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you’re down there……………(4) You’re getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster……………(5) It’s frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions…………..(6) Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician………..
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lol lina, love it xxx
Glad I made you smile Skips…xxx
So funny and true!
Time marches on – in clodhopping boots!!! lol
Brought a smile ….thanks so much!
A sense of humour can sometimes see us through so much… tc xxxxxxx
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Funny!!!,xx
Not so funny when I look in the mirror! Lol xxx
LOL. x
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Would be funny…if it wasn’t so darn true. lol x
Agreed 100% Star…damn!! lol xxxxx
Absolutely ….good one. ..Lina!
Thanks Precy xxxxx
Lina that was so amusing lol but as star said so true! xxx
I know Roseanne, sad isn’t it?? lol xxx
All so very true, Lina, funny though, here’s another one, trying to change tv channels with the cordless phone! 🙂 x
Try it with your mobile steve the results are even more!!! lol xx
Have tried that Steve – i had no more success than you seem to have had..I wondered why the “remote” lit up!!! lol glad you enjoyed the funnies… xx
..and it takes you all night to do what you used to do all night!!
Oh so true Nosy… I might be past my “best by”, but not my “use by”,,,lol
I agree with all of the above lol xox