Grocery store!!
A little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food.
She picked up four cans and took them to the check out counter.
The girl at the cash register said,
“I’m sorry, but we cannot sell you cat food without proof
that you have a cat.
A lot of old people buy cat food to eat,
and the management wants proof that you are buying the cat food
for your cat.”
The little old lady went home,
picked up her cat and brought it back to the store.
They sold her the cat food.
The next day, she tried to buy two cans of dog food.
Again the cashier said
“I’m sorry, but we cannot sell you dog food without proof
that you have a dog.
A lot of old people buy dog food to eat,
but the management wants proof that you are buying the dog food
for your dog.”
So she went home and brought in her dog.
She then was able to buy the dog food.
The next day she brought in a box with a hole in the lid.
little old lady asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole.
The cashier said, “No, you might have a snake in there.”
The little old lady assured her
that there was nothing in the box that would bite her.
So the cashier put her finger into the box and quickly pulled it out.
She said to the little old lady,
“That smells like sh**.”
The little old lady said,
“It is. I want to buy three rolls of toilet paper.”
Don’t mess with old people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
😀 😀 :D.
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Go getem Granny, lol
Good one Pollie
thank you way…i know it must be good if you comment lol!!! 😀 😀
Hahahahaha pollie xxxx
glad you liked it skippy 😀
Brillient!
Thank you Philip and good to meet ya…hope you stop by again sometime 🙂
Very good Pols and Yes hahaha!
I knew it tania hahaha!! thank you!! 😀 😀
that was funny pols. good old grannie!!
thank you jcb…yep life in the old dog yet!!!!! 🙂
Love it pollie xoxox
thank you FEY2 glad you liked it 🙂