GREAT TRUTHS

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: No matter how hard you try – you can’t baptize cats……………….When your Mum is mad at your Dad – don’t let her brush your hair…………..Never ask your 3 year old brother to hold a ripe tomato…………..You can’t trust dogs to watch your food……………..Don’t sneeze when someone is cutting your hair……………Never hold a dust-buster and a cat at the same time……………….You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk……………..Don’t wear polka dot underwear under white shorts…………………………………………………..GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED: Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree…………………..Wrinkles don’t hurt……………..Families are like fudge, mostly sweet, with a few nuts………………..Laughing is good exercise – it’s like jogging on the inside……………….Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy………….