Going for gold
Yesterday, my daughter again asked why I didn’t do something useful with my time.
Going on about my “doing something useful” seemed to be her favourite topic of conversation.
She was “only thinking of me,” and suggested I go down to the senior centre and hang out with the other seniors.
I did this, and when I got home last night I decided to teach her a lesson about staying out of my business. I told her that I had joined a parachute club.
She said, “Are you nuts? You ‘re almost 69 years old, and you’re going to start jumping out of airplanes?” I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.
She looked at the membership card and said to me, “Good grief, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club.”
“OH DEAR! I’m in trouble again, and I don’t know what to do… I’ve signed up for five jumps a week,” I told her. She fainted.
Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier, but sometimes it can be fun!
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Yep I think one of the signs you are now seen as having become a senior is when your kids start telling and suggesting what you should or shouldn’t do….the way you did to them. Payback time. x x
HEHEEE!
Love it – don’t mess with Seniors!!!!! Thanks for posting xxxx
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brilliant loved it hahahaha!!!! 😀 😀 😀
that’s so funny…gave me a good laugh..thank you..xx
Brilliant – don’t mess with seniors hahahahaha 🙂
Love it !! Thanks for sharing, gave me a good laugh xx