Getting Older

Four old, mischevious Grandmothers were sitting at a table at a Nursing Home, when an old Grandpa walked in. one of the old Grandmothers yelled out "Bet we can tell you exactly how old you are".... The old man said "There's no way you can guess it you old fools!"..... One of the old Grandmothers said "Sure we can! Just drop your pants and we can tell you your exact age"... Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove they couldn't do it, he dropped his pants..... The Grandmothers asked him to turn around and jump up and down a few times. Then they all piped up and said "You're 87 years old!!".... Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent asked "How in the world did you guess???"........ Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, the four old ladies happily yelled in unison ---- "We were at your birthday party yesterday!!!!"

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