fallin’ in love!!!!
Kevin and Nancy met while on a singles cruise and Kevin fell head
over heels for her.
When they discovered
they lived in the same city only a few miles apart Kevin was ecstatic. He
immediately started asking her out when they got home.
Within a couple of
weeks, Kevin had taken Nancy to dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, movies, and
museums. Kevin became convinced that Nancy was indeed his soul mate and true
love. Every date seemed better than the last.
On the one-month
anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship, Kevin took Nancy to a fine
restaurant.. While having cocktails and waiting for their salad, Kevin
said,
“I guess you can tell I’m very much in love with you. I’d like a little serious
talk before our relationship continues to the next stage. So, before I get a box
out of my jacket and ask you a life changing question, it’s only fair to warn
you, I’m a total golf nut. I play golf, I read about golf, I watch golf on TV.
In short, I eat, sleep, and breathe golf. If that’s going to be a problem for
us, you’d better say so now!”
Nancy took a deep breath and responded,
“Kevin, that certainly won’t be a problem. I love you as you are and I love golf
too; but, since we’re being totally honest with each other, you need to know
that for the last five years I’ve been a hooker.”
Kevin said, “I bet it’s because you’re not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball !”
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Well Pols I have that one lol….Thank you for posting…
well i know that tans….you get around a lot haha!!! 😀 😀
well pol have seen thet before, still like it!!!
actually lofty…i think you sent me it haha!!! 🙂
Pollie , well didn’t expect her to say that she was a hooker, LOL
me niether when i read it marie haha!!! 😀
Good one pol, you caught me by surprise there; by the way – did they get married? lol.
hahaha lawrence now that would be tellin eh!!!!! 😀
thanks for posting .. made me smile xxx
hmmmmm must be losing my touch if ya only smiled lol!!!! 😀
Hahahahahaha poliie, oh the joys of love xxxxx
well yes…i think i can remember some joys skippy!!! only kiddin’ haha!!! 😀
hahhahhahahhahhhhaaa typical bloke eh?
xxxxxxxxxxx M
yep morvenna true that haha!!! 🙂
yes pols did they get married? dont leave us in limbo!!
well if they did jcb she will have bin a golf widow for sure!!! personally i would rather watch paint dry haha!!!! 😀 😀
hahahahaha pols xoxoxox
lololol typical pollie