Everlasting Questions….

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they know there is not enough?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check
when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn’t glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an ‘s’ is the word Lisp?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with a vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end you first try?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, “It’s all right?” Well, it isn’t all right so why don’t we say, “That hurt, you stupid idiot?”

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that’s falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. (Think of your three best friends, if they’re okay, then it’s you)

Why is it that when you are trying to do things quietly, so not to wake other members of the household, you always end up dropping something, and making even more noise than you would have?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes something new to eat will have materialized?

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  1. I asked the one about apes at school and never got an answer and it bugged me. As an adult it was explained to med when I asked someone, that Apes evolved into different types of Apes due to different factors yet remain related but not the same – one species of Ape eventually evolved into an upright ape which continued to evolve into separate races of man.

  2. Or another possibility… they are two entirely different creations.. apes and humans, and their similarity results from the fact that they had the same Creator. Another possible answer — the Darwinian evolution theory is just that.. a theory and suffering from lack of transitional skeleton proof should be presented as such, just as creationism (though believed by those of faith) can never be definitively proven w/o that faith, regardless of how much archaeological proof is uncovered… jmo

    1. A creator would also have created the apes who evolved into different breeds of apes, including one, which could have evolved into an upright ape who became man. another interpretation.

  3. True.. but my view is Bible based, so that’s what I’m talking about in my understanding and belief. Bible clearly speaks of God creating man separate from the animals.. He created Man in His image and the beasts obviously as distinctly unique and separate beings. This is MY view and not trying to push it, just answering the question..

    1. Not intending to say either view right or wrong -just different. I feel I can believe in a creator/God and still accept the theory of evolution and changing science and evolving knowledge. The same entity gave us our power to think, learn and believe. I just enjoy the joy of debate Millie it keeps the brain working and challenged. X x

      1. totally agree MHB, and glad we can debate and remain friends… only espousing the biblical view of man and animals being created separate.. no evolution whatsoever involved. we are free to accept and believe whichever view or one altogether different.. btw i don’t think that the scientific and biblical views are mutually exclusive but rather more in line w/ one another.. much scientific evidence out there to support.. but perhaps that would be best left for another blog,lol.. glad for the discussion. xo