english!!!!
I think a retired English teacher was bored.
THIS IS GREAT!
Read all the way to the end…………….
This took a lot of work to put together!
You think English is easy??
1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm was used to produce produce.
3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4) We must polish the Polish furniture.
5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10) I did not object to the object.
11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
13) They were too close to the door to close it.
14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.
15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear..
19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
20) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?!!!!!
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Very good Pollie
thanks tania but as you know it is an old one lol!!!!! 😀
Very good indeed Pollie.
thanks marie appreciate you reading!! 🙂
Ain’t English a wonderful language? Developed over the years with the specific aim of confusing not only the foreigners, but the native speakers as well.
yep true way….just call me confused dot com lolol!!!! 😀 😀
very interesting pollie
thanks ms scooter 🙂
very good Pols…I feel dizzy now..lol
thanks solo…not on your own there haha!!! 😀
wow! pollie
thanks foreveryoung 🙂
i have always said the english laungage is confusing. this just proves me right!!
very confusing jcb!!! 🙂
It is easily understood why it takes someone of at least moderate decorum to moderate an international summit.
After all the centuries it has taken to perfect it, I think we can finally say it’s perfect!
Thanks arizona you could be right there!! 🙁
Bril as ever , thanks Ma’am x
I should have put the funny faces or lol. Just staying with the theme…lol