Dear Mr Taxman – Final?

Dear Mr Taxman

as you are aware, after recovering my P60 I finally submitted it on Saturday. I did suspect that over the past week or so we had grown closer but I really didn't expect all of this attention from you.
Firstly you tell me you are sending me money £185.00 I think this must be to replace all the wine I drank whilst completing the return. Very kind of you . Then you have written to me three times in 2 days Wow I haven't had that kind of attention since I was dating!
The first time you wrote told me precisely nothing, the second time you told me precisely nothing and the third time you told me I did not have to complete a self assessment tax return arrrrrrrghhhhhh
Well here is where our relationship ends, No More! In future you can contact me through 'my people' and I shall find myself another pen friend

I look forward to receiving your cheque.

Yours faithfully

Carol Wilson

PS I really don't have any 'people ' but you have to admit it sounded impressive.

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Dear Mr Taxman – Final? was last modified: January 18th, 2017 by ohcarol62
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5 thoughts on “Dear Mr Taxman – Final?

  1. roseinbloom

    Ohcarol, I am happy you have finished with the taxman this year. I am waiting for my 1099 which is equivalent to your p60. It is required to be sent by the end of this month and then I have to file a long complicated form which I have done by an accountant. I usually get money back, but I hate any letters from the IRS, our tax department.
    I like to pay taxes for some things, but a whole lot of our tax money is wasted.

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