Dear London Borough of Barking and Dagenham Council
Dear London Borough of Barking and Dagenham Council
I can assure you I have not parked outside a school in your borough or indeed anywhere else despite what Councillor Siama Ashraf tells you. If he reports having seen me parked there than I suggest that he is Barking mad – forgive the pun!
There are a number of reasons why I have been wrongly accused let me outline them for you:
I am a scouser and was nowhere near your borough on that date
I haven’t a clue how to get to Barking and Dagenham
I have absolutely no reason whatsoever to park outside a school and if I did get the sudden uncontrolable urge to do so, I certainly would not travel all the way to London just for that.
I was actually in work in Liverpool at the time stated
and if you are still not convinced of my innocence
I do not own a car because I cannot drive!
Please feel free to send me more penalty notices/fines but please make them hard copies as we are currently out of toilet paper.
Yours sincerely
Carol
PS. do you know my friend the taxman?
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Beautiful! I like your sense of humor, I like your written word,, but above all I like your style girl!
Drummer
As usual very funny….
Don’t drive? No car? Live in Birmingham? working on the day, presumably with witnesses to this.
Sounds like you have a good case. Good luck in court, because in my experience the bloody councils never listen to reason.
BIRMINGHAM …. aaasarrrrgggghhh lol
Oooops! Oh come on though. I was close lol.
hahahahahahaha not close enough 🙂
I was once sent a ticket for speeding in Oxford st Sydney,in a rental car that I had returned about 2 hours before…Problem was..at that time and date,I was picking up my car from the Brisbane airport parking lot, 1000 kilometers away..and had the reciept to prove it……It took many e-mails,and copys of the reciept to convince the NSW wallopers,that I was innocent of the charge……My problem then was,I forgot to sue the rental company for grief and charging me an extra days hire…..Dammmitall !!..That could have been a nice little earner.
Where do these people get off .. I will happily go to court with this one want to see the look on the judges face when he learns I can’t drive and don’t even own a car
Where do these people get off .. I will happily go to court with this one want to see the look on the judges face when he learns Ithe facts