Christmas List

missellie December 6, 2013
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Dear Friends,
With the holiday season fast approaching I have decided to take a moment and put together my Christmas Wish list for a few of my Senior Chatter’s family.

This is all in good fun, thought of in no special order and I hope you all see the humor in it and enjoy ! (If not, I am sure I will hear about it, hahahaaaaa)

For Rob: A site where there are no gremlins or glitches, where everyone plays nice and never complains

For Cath: A huge wine cellar and a handsome wine steward to wait on her hand and foot, and to be paroled for good behavior

For Krazykatlady: fuzzy kittycat slippers and the softest cloud to keep her wrapped in, and lots of kitties to entertain her

For Ozzie: A winning lottery ticket and then she can throw cake at her bosses

For Calmike: A cabin in the mountains and french maid to wait on him (short skirt required)

For Davejack: A load of firewood made from Calmike’s tree and matching sweaters for him and jack
For Sunsip: A pound of weed, a personal chef, and to see her book on tales of the love monitor to hit the bestseller list

For Neecee: A pair of tap shoes and a cane, I don’t know why, but I picture her as a tap dancer

For Daisie: Her own handbag and choccy shop

For Lo1234: An all expense paid trip to France and to be nominated for President (I think she would make a really good one)

For Dede: A handsome cabana boy

For Shurley: Her own private island and spa, to which she will invite Senior Chatters, and a personal attendant for Maisie

For Assistente: Her very own villa in the south of France, and an endless supply of ale and spirits

For Patricia: A handsome, well endowed model for her sketching, and a trip around the world, twice
For Mez: A villa in Spain, and an endless supply of suntan oil

For Johnwharden: A roomful of lovely ladies to flirt with

For Dave58: A Harley Davidson motorcycle and a his own tattoo parlor

For Turnkey: The keys to the wild women’s ward and a rubber suit

For Padraig: His own karaoke bar and a romance advice column

For Laura: To be discovered by National Geographic and makes lots of money on her pics!

For Mac: A lovely cruising holiday with not a kid in sight the whole time

For Framus: His own personal lurking corner and a new scooter with big bumpers

For Sassy: A night on the town in New Orleans, leading the Mardi Gras parade

For Jutttaaaaaa: a new comfy lawn chair, lots of beer and a handsome lawnboy to order about
For Shyguy: A classic Indian motorcycle , a really cool jacket, and lots of kittens

For Rumandsevenup: You guessed it!, a years supply of rum and seven up

For Ed and Mari: A weekend on a desert island, where ed can woo mari with his poetry

For Sister Passaggio: to be …….freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!, plus an all expense paid trip around the world

For Postman73: Lots of lovely pictures from lots of lovely places

For Moggy: Her very own treehouse, complete with fairy lights and lovely flowers

For Helsophie: A special garden hose guaranteed to never trip her again, and a trip to the Bahamas

For Wizardofoz: His own golf course and lady caddy

For Whipp: His own radio station broadcasting from his home planet

I know I must have missed many of you, but I am getting old and you will have to forgive me.
All kidding aside, I am really wishing for:

For any of us who are struggling with pain, sickness, economic woes, loneliness, depression, anger…. to be set free from these and be well and happy

Merry Christmas to you all!!!!!

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  2. passaggio December 6, 2013

    A Very Merry Christmas to you Sister Ellie! I absolutely LOVED the list! It looks like we are all on Santa’s good list… a bit surprising….hahahahaha
    Great Blog Ellie! xx

  10. krazykatlady December 22, 2013

    “For Krazykatlady: fuzzy kittycat slippers and the softest cloud to keep her wrapped in, and lots of kitties to entertain her”…..i had to re-post it so i wouldn’t forget what i wanted to say…hhmmm..what WAS i going to say?…hhmmm…oh yes..i love love LOVE my presents!!!…my toes are toasty in my slippers…i can just drift along on my soft little cloud..i have enough room for a person or two to have a little ride…but i’m going to share the kittens..shads needs a couple to brighten up her day…

    i hope you and your family have a wonderful Christmas and a New Year over flowing with blessings,dear ellie..<3 <3

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