CHILDBIRTH AT 65

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65 year old friend of mine was able to give birth.
When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.
“May I see the new baby?” I asked
“Not yet” she said, I’ll make coffee and we can chat for a while first”
Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked “May I see the new baby now?”
“No, not yet” she said.
Another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, “May I see the baby now?”
“No,
Not yet” replied my friend.
Growing very impatient, I asked,
“Well, when can I see the baby”
“WHEN HE CRIES”
She told me.
“WHEN HE CRIES”
I demanded, “Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?”
“BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM,O.K.!!!!!

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