Change of Pace
I am beginning a new list of improbable proverbs. All comments should add to the list. This is for fun only. Dig deep and see what you can come up with.
If at first you don’t succeed, don’t take up skydiving.
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Never wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get very dirty, and the pig enjoys it. ~~ deep enough? lol
You can lead a horse to water, but probably not chocolate milk.
Don’t pee on an electric fence…….
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Walk softly and carry a bullhorn
when the going gets tough the tough get going, right out the nearest exit
haahhhaah,skip,xxxx
Dont sweat petty things…..or pet sweaty things.
After all is said and done,usually more is said.
Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants. (Chinese proverb)
Look before you leave.
Do not run before you can walk.
A bird in the hand is worth two in the pet store.
Home is where the heart is, best leave work and go back and get it and try in the future to not be so forgetful.
New England “never stick your face in a dead shark’s mouth. It’s wicked bad!!!!!!!”
He who laughs last is slowest to get the joke.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do it, you’re a mile away and you have his shoes.
so.. do i win something for 2 entries in a row? 😛
One bad dog is better than 5 good cats…