There is a line from an old Runrig song which, to my mind, pays the greatest compliment possible. The line, directed at the singer’s lady…

O’Toole died and went to Heaven. Upon his arrival, a concerned St Peter met O’Toole at the Pearly Gates. ‘I’m sorry O’Toole,’ St Peter said,…

One night a lady with a black eye stumbled into a police station. She told the desk sergeant that she heard a noise in her…

Back in the days of tanners and bobs, When Mothers had patience and Fathers had jobs. When football team families wore hand me down shoes,…

Testing for gossip In ancient Greece, Socrates was reputed to hold knowledge in high esteem. One day an acquaintance met the great philosopher and said,…

Bobby was getting cold sitting out in his back yard in the snow. Bobby didn’t wear boots; he didn’t like them and anyway he didn’t…

When I was quite young, my father had one of the first telephones in our neighborhood. I remember well the polished old case fastened to…

He was scary. He sat on the grass with… his cardboard sign, his dog (actually his dog was adorable) and tattoos running up and down…

A nurse took the tired, anxious serviceman to the bedside. “Your son is here,” she said to the old man. She had to repeat the…

Sam and Tom were identical twins. They were so identical that even their mother found it difficult to distinguish one from the other, at least…