Limerick Time III
“This medicine bottle’s defective!” Said he who was not so objective. “I’m simply not able too read this damned label!” So he hired a private…
marmite.
Long Live Marmite! Only the British Could Love It By WARREN HOGE Ceremonial Britain marks 2002 as the jubilee of the 50 years since Queen…
Excerpts from my Dog’s Diary……
•8:00 am – Dog food! My favorite thing! •9:30 am – A car ride! My favorite thing! •9:40 am – A walk in the park!…
Limerick Time II
A duck and a goose were out walking and came upon two people talking The goose honked a howl for the topic was fowl and…
Mae West Quotes.
A dame that knows the ropes isn’t likely to get tied up. Mae West A hard man is good to find. Mae West A man…
The Job Interview with a blonde!!!!
A young blonde woman goes to an office for a job interview . The interviewer decides to start with the basics. “So, miss, can you…
Jesus Christ …..(a ‘little johnny joke!!)
A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis…
Sorry
Dear friends I am so sorry I made a mistake with my fingers by clicking FUNNY JOKE by Krazykatlady as inappropriate it was a genuine…
To Celebrate Growing Older
Written by Regina Brett, 90 years old. This is something we should all read at least once a week!!!!! “To celebrate growing older, I once…
PARAPROSDOKIAN
PARAPROSDOKIANS – lesson for the day! I had to look up “paraprosdokian”. Here is the definition: “Figure of speech in which the latter part of…