water bearer in India had two large pots, each hung on the end of a pole which he carried across his neck. One of the pots was perfectly made and never leaked. The other pot had a crack in it and by the time the water bearer reached his master’s house it had leaked much […]

Why Men Can Pee Standing Up God was just about done creating humans, but he had two parts left over. He couldn’t decide how to split them between Adam and Eve, so He thought He might just as well ask them. He told them one of the things He had left was a thing that […]

I will seek and find you. I shall take you to bed and have my way with you. I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan. I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop. I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved […]

ANTONICO C 2004 Joanna Woodhouse Well, I’m a freelance writer, living in Ottawa, Canada, and I have had numerous articles published by several Canadian newspapers. Although I am now a proud Canadian, I was actually born and raised in Brazil – where the nuts come from and I’m living proof of this, being the nut […]

I think a retired English teacher was bored. THIS IS GREAT! Read all the way to the end……………. This took a lot of work to put together! You think English is easy?? 1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce. 3) The dump was so full that […]

I think I thunked a thinkery Engaged in one-eyed winkery Please don’t raise a stinkery I’m merely drunk on drinkery

He looked round the world for a lass One with such beauty and class Found her in church Thus ended his search For there she was etched in stained glass A song by the 5th dimension is worthy of some attention Aquarius age is always the rage at any old hippie convention

The Obituary of Common Sense. Today, we mourn the passing of an old friend by the name of “Common Sense”. Common Sense lived a long life but died from heart failure at the brink of the millennium. No one really knows how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic […]

With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So we aren’t heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy. Beginning today, when I look at my backside in the mirror I […]

ELIA C2008 JoJo Elia Maria Gianini Perreira – my best and dearest childhood friend. She and I lived in Niteroi, which is directly opposite Rio de Janeiro across Guanabara Bay. We were friends from the time we were little girls, and I honestly can’t remember a time when she wasn’t a part of my life. […]