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 continuation of the Huguette Clark theme.

Author and philosopher Mark Vernon agrees. ‘Consumer culture means we are so used to being distracted that we go into a panic when we are alone, but it’s an important part of life,’ he says. ‘If you don’t love yourself you won’t be doing any good for others. Being alone forces you to enjoy your […]

 sisters of mercy!!!!!

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway, when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. It says Sisters of Mercy House of Prostitution 10 Miles. He thinks it was just a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought. Soon, he sees another sign which […]

 johns graduation!!!

John just graduated from clinical psychology and opens his first office. After some successful advertising he is astounded to have nearly 300 people wanting to be in group therapy. John decides to rent a big hall and invite the entire group. To break the ice, and to get the therapy started, John decides to ask […]

 5 Minute Management Course !!!!

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says, ‘I’ll give you $800 to drop […]

 Proud to Be British

You surely must smile at this one friends!!! The largest condom factory in the States burned down. President Obama was awakened at 4 am by the telephone. “Sorry to bother you at this hour, Sir, but there is an emergency! I’ve just received word that the Durex factory in Washington has burned to the ground. […]

 Last 10 Cents

.I said i wouln’t post joke’s again, but when a good one drops on your computer’s lap… well, i can’t refuse it!! Last 10 cents. A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy three 10c coins to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly, the boy starts choking […]

 Huguette Clark,

want to be alone! You don’t have to be weird to be a loner… Psychologists say enjoying your own company is the first step to real happiness Last month, the will was read of a New York billionairess called Huguette Clark, who died earlier this year at the age of 104. The event was reported […]

 July 4th

I shall try to be brief here, as not many words are allowed, but all of those words will be in praise of the U.S.A, this, and everyday. As a Canadian, i feel a certain kinship with the U.S, as we are each other’s largest trading partners, share the longest undefended border in the world, […]

 Arizona Department Safety Officer

This was sent by email…. Frightening really….Cos its true…. An Arizona Department of Safety Officer pulled over a pick-up truck owner for a faulty taillight. When the officer approached the driver, the man behind the wheel handed the officer his driver’s license, insurance card and a concealed weapon carry permit. The officer took all the […]