An old one, but fun.
Not quite as I remember them!
Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little bastard.
Mary had a little lamb.
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread.
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son.
Humpty Dumpy sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings’ horses,
And all the kings’ men.
Had scrambled eggs,
For breakfast again.
Hey diddle, diddle, the cat took a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun.
Then died of electric shock.
Georgie Porgy pudding and pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
And when the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too ‘cos he was gay.
There was a little girl who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead..
When she was good, she was very, very good.
But when she was bad . . ..
She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car.
You have to be old enough to appreciate this.
If you don’t understand, it is because you are too young!
sorry about the naughty words but i left them in becouse it just wouldnt sound right! 🙂 🙂
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naughty naughty shads!! tut tut!! liked them but dont tell anyone!!
LOL jcb. You know you love these naughty ones!!…i dont need to tell anyone, ya already told them hehee”. 🙂
Yer a bad, bad girl, Shadow. I loved every one of em
I am always happy to see you Way! been a long time!. anyway, i love being bad..life is more fun!. 🙂
Mary had a little pig
She couldn’t stop it grunting
She took it down the garden path
and kicked its little c*** in
I didnt see that one mart!. You are worse than me lol. 🙂
ha ha I know one about……
Chesnuts roasting on an open fire
Jack frost nipping on your ****
The guy next door is …………. *****
Ok Ok I’ll stop that for sure is ban worhiness!!!
xxx
oh shadz..you are worse than me..lol..and debz,please send me the whole verse..and mart..tsk tsk..you are so norty,too..but i loved them all..hahhhaaaaaaaaaaa
hahaha shadz loved them all xxx
I will pm you Kat
~ gah everytime I hear that son I’m just dying to sing the ‘other version’………..
Jack Frost la la la la la la
lol
debz
xxx