“Men” in Heaven
When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God appeared and said, “I want the men to make two lines. One line…
The Beatles Roadie
My youngest son who is a music tutor , asked me the other day if had I heard of The Cavern in Liverpool. After spluttering…
Quizz nite Question
The local Catholic College held a quizz night as a fundraiser , as you can guess there were a number of teachers present. There were…
Slips of the tongue
12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever aired on TV and radio 1. Ted Walsh – Horse Racing Commentator – ‘This is really a lovely…
I Stood By Your Bed Last Night
I wanted to post this in tribute to my gorgeous boy Dice whom i lost a year ago. i still miss him so very much…
God Created Humans and Said
On the first day, God created the dog and said, “Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes…
Albert and the Lion.
For all my shout friends!. The Brits know this poem..Do you still want to go to Blackpool my over the water friends? LOL. 🙂 🙂…
Yours…..in haste….
One of the most stressful tasks for the logically challenged can be getting local service providers to carry out urgently needed repairs. So perhaps it’s…
POWER OUTAGE
At my recent assault trial, I offered a plea of “Guilty with an explanation.” The judge asked me what my explanation was, so I told…
VISIT TO A FEMALE PUBLIC TOILET
When you have to visit a public toilet, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it’s…