REVENGE ON THE TELEMARKETER
You have got to read this its brilliant and we will be doing all of these things……………. Three Little Words That Work!! (1) The three…
My Friend…A Joke.
With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital…
Sigh ….
You know I love to see families enjoying their children, grandchildren and grandparents…I have been very very self absorbed since the end of August when…
My baby went home today..:0(
You know I love to see families enjoying their children, grandchildren and grandparents…I have been very very self absorbed since the end of August when…
If this doesn’t make you laugh, you’re dead!!!!
A woman visited a plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called ’The Knob,’ where a small knob is placed at the top…
Stay of Execution
An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution. His last minute plea for clemency to the…
How to Replace Mouse Balls
(I’m unaware of what the copying and pasting thingy is about because I have been away from SC for a while – but that is…
What Kids Know About the Ocean!
A primer on what kids know about the ocean: 1) – This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly, age 6)…
SEX INSTRUCTIONS.
This is a bit naughty, so cover your eyes if you are offended after reading it lol. When it comes to sex Accountants do it…
The “Wellie Boots”
(Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love this one!) A nursery teacher was helping one of the children put on his “Wellie boots”.…