New Hire at the P.O.
A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, “Are you allergic to anything?” He replies, “Yes, caffeine.…
The Scariest car journey ever
I mentioned this in the lobby and said it was too complicated to explain in there and that I’d post a blog, so here goes.…
He Makes No Mistakes
My Father’s way may twist and turn, My heart may throb and ache, But in my soul I’m glad to know, He makes no mistakes,…
How To Write a Profile That Will Attract Only the Best Friends
1. I enjoy meeting new people as long as they keep quiet and let me talk about myself. . 2. Laughter is an awful thing.…
One Glass of Milk by Howard Kelly
One day, a poor boy who was selling goods from door to door to pay his way through school, found he had only one thin…
Goodbye old friend
I heard the statement tonight in a film I was watching. A warrior stands over a friends grave and says “Goodbye, old friend. We’ll be…
Sex on Mars
The year is 2222 and Charlie and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough Frequent Flier miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talking…
Same (similar) Word – Different Meaning …I wonder how many?
The group I like are Bow (to stoop) Bow (and arrow) Bow (in her hair) bow (of a ship) bough (of a tree)….. 🙂
Alsatians vs. German Shepherds
When in England, I thought I knew the answer to this question, but here in North America, I find Im confumsed. This is rather long,…
WHAT IS THE REAL QUESTION?
An exert from the writings of Stephan Colbert: “The Real Question is : are America’s best days behind us?” Of course they are, and always…