ABOUT THE WRITER: Dave Barry is a Pulitzer Prize-winning humor columnist for the Miami Herald. Colonoscopy Journal: I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist,…

1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynaecological disorder excuses. 3 Taxis stop for us. 4.…

In my mind I know that I’m wasting my time . That there’s not future for you and I But my heart remembers your loving…

A young guy from North Dakota moves to Florida and goes to a big “everything under one roof” department store looking for a job. The…

Do you know, I’m here all alone… ~ and my neighbours must think I’ve lost the plot, I’m either grinning like a Cheshire cat or…

A Mum visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice…

First the positive. Yesterday, the thought occurred to me that there’s a saying that goes very roughly along the lines of “music soothes the……..rampaging leffelump”,…

Was sat in the cafe at Sainsburys Sunday afternoon,glanced over to the right,nine men all sat in a line, all at different tables, all on…

There once was a farmer who discovered that he had lost his watch in the barn. It was no ordinary watch because it had sentimental…

Toward the end of the golf course, Harry somehow managed to hit his ball onto woods finding it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups.…