Bits and Pieces
I am sure there is a word to describe the below bits and pieces but I can’t think of it. If you’ve survived the shock of that confession read on….
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Answering machine message,
“I am not available right now,
but thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life.
Please leave a message after the beep.
If I do not return your call,
you are one of the changes.”
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Aspire to inspire before you expire.
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My wife and I had words, but I didn’t get to use mine.
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Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
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Blessed are those who can give without remembering . . .
and take without forgetting.
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The irony of life is that, by the time you’re old enough to know your way around,
you’re not going anywhere.
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God made man before woman so as to give him time
to think of an answer for her first question.
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I was always taught to respect my elders,
but it keeps getting harder to find one.
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Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
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The quote of the month is by Jay Leno:
“With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding,
severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another,
and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks,
are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the
Pledge of Allegiance?”
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Some good ones, Oldbull.
lolol Brilliant oldbull lolol
ty Lo and Pad, not original and I see now that Linda posted similar in January.
its ok bull i never saw the original its very good m8 and thank u can we be friends i’v been away from chapel for god knows how many yrs my ife said fancy going to mass i said yes lets borrow my son’s car so we went and m8 i thoroughly enjoyed being back so pal i’d love to extend the hand of friendship i will understand if u dont want to, U look a nice cheery sort hey dont get wrong idea i am so very much a ladys man lololol
I enjoyed all this, esp. the one liners. Thank you for sharing.
enjoyed the read OB, thanks for sharing xxx
I personally can relate to most of those. 😀 Thanks for the smiles.
lol they were funny ob..thanks made me laugh xx