Bill My Brother-in-Law
A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store.
The store clerk called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor.
The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency
open heart bypass surgery.
He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the
Catholic Hospital. A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clipboard
loaded with several forms, and a pen. She asked him how he was going to
pay for his treatment.
“Do you have health insurance?” she asked.
He replied in a raspy voice, “No health insurance.”
The nun asked, “Do you have money in the bank?”
He replied, “No money in the bank.”
Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?”
asked the irritated nun.
He said, “I only have a spinster sister, and she is a nun.”
The nun became agitated and announced loudly, “Nuns are not spinsters!
Nuns are married to God.”
The patient replied, “Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law.”
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Hahaha OB this is a good one , very funny !
Like to see him get the bill paid oldbull lololo Mac xxxx
I have no doubt in my mind it will be paid in kind o.b. ha ha xx.
I have no doubt it will be paid in kind o.b. ha ha xxxx.
oops soz sent it by clicking twice no delete button ha ha .
good one mate.
Once again you gave me a good laugh. Many thanks.
good one OB oldie but goodie!!!! 😀 😀
That’s the kind of post I hoped to find. Thanks.
yes, good one liked it ty oldbull