Author: PollyPie

“Hello, is this the Police Office?” “Yes. What can I do for you?” “I’m calling to report ’bout my neighbor Jack Murphy…He’s hidin’ …marijuana inside…

Every year we continue to coin, clip, and blend a huge amount of new words into existence that we use every day. I was curious…

NOTE: An * in front of the day means that the observance is on the same date every year regardless of the day it falls…

This is an article submitted to a 1999 Louisville Sentinel contest to find out who had the wildest Christmas dinners. This won first prize. Christmas…

Thank you maize for posting a clipping of the Christmas Carol version with Alistair Sims. A great movie (which I have the DVD) to watch…

. . . . . THE X-MAS-FILES . . . . . 89 PLAIN STREET . . . . . NEW YORK CITY, NY. .…

Last night, my family and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them, : ” I never want to live in…

And a woman who held a babe against her bosom said, “Speak to us of Children.” And he said: Your children are not your children.…

Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (Made in Japan) for 6 a.m. While his coffeepot (Made in China) was perking,…

Accept that some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you’re the statue. Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have…