Almost
Bernie had worked in the biscuit factory all his life, never found time to get married. Then, one sunny morning a beautiful eighteen year old girl walked onto the shop floor and it was love at first sight.
Within a month, Bernie and Kate were married and on the way to California for their honeymoon.
”So, how was it?” asked Martin, one of Bernies colleagues, on the couples return.
”Oh, just wonderful” repied a dewy eyed Bernie. ”The sun, the surf…….and we made love almost every night”.
”Just a minute”..interupted Martin..”Forgive me for asking, but you made love almost every night, at your age?”.
”Oh yes”, said Bernie, ”We almost made love on Saturday ….we almost made love on Sunday……
**Twinkle wink**……..lol……Much Love xxxxxxxxx M
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So funny Morvenna…..thank you for sharing
Almost believed it. haha.xx
hehehehe morv xxx
ummmm now i need that explaned to me …maybe i am still sick?
Oh Kathy you must still be sick lol …ok I hope not ok …I will explain !
They almost did it! Hahaha
😉 lol! Enjoyed it Morv xx
sounds like me morvenna hee hee!
almost lol
good one morve!! 😀 😀
Mmm thanks Nmod lololo
Wasn’t going to comment. No reason. Then decided I had to let you know…I loved it.
Keep the smiles coming, M. We need them! Love, Jackie xxxx
almost indeed!!! lol , wondering about the phrase ‘,….at your age’ , what is the age limit? seriuosly I need to be advised comrades.
I would like to get to “almost” hahahahahahaha xoxox