Agony Aunt Revived………..
Hello folks, lots of you don’t know me, so i will introduce myself, I am the self appointed resident Agony Aunt of SC…….I do this on a voluntary basis because Rob wont pay me……tight bugga…..lol…….. I have been laying low for a few months earning some pennies, so that I could afford to take time away from my day work to offer my services to you good folk. Please feel free to write to me about anything and everything, I am a women of the world and pretty broad minded, I can assure you of complete discretion and confidential replies under this blog…….no private messages please……a problem shared is a problem halved ……..if by any chance I cannot come up with an answer to your problem there will be plenty on SC that can,……….but I would say its a million to one chance that I will be stumped by your problem, if I don’t know the answers I make them up…..hehe…….hope you will all take this in the manner its intended….. laughs only……and please participate……don’t be shy, complete confidence is assured……..Yours Truly Mistress Jessica……
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Dear aunt agony. I am so happy to see you back. It is so nice to have you volunteering your services. I need to know if it is appropriate to talk about a medical condition like breast cancer for example. I know a cocktail party would not be the place, but how freely and with whom should these issues be mentioned?
Good morning Rose, well I would say the trick here is to know your audience, many many people are more than happy to discuss illnesses and can give good advice and hope………at a cocktail party… ermm….. well In some cases yes its ok, better than a lot of mundane mindless chit chat…….
So glad you are back, Mistress Jessica……. I trust you still have your whips,5 inch heels and girdles…..Iv been a very norti boy,and need to be punished………Um..Wait ! ….. Let me check,I have the correct Mistress Jessica…. BRB
Hahahahaha Cap – you old dog 🙂 xoxo
Good morning Capps…….yes I still have all the whips and bondage gear, but I thought after our last session it was agreed you would seek counselling……..these ruddy 5inch heels are killing me………
I did Star…..Turns out,the councellor had a secret,kinky side….Put my back out something chronic…… so I booked a cpl of sessions with my local home visiting ,relaxation massageist….. Blow me down,if my housekeeper didnt spot her in her ministrations and quit on the spot calling me a “Filthy beast” ….BTW,Would you like a larger pair of heels.to ease your aching feet….Mine are too small for me now and I,d like them to go to a good home. 🙂
Well Capps, your aura must attract the errr more kinky professionals………what with the councillor and now the chiropractic………. what part of your anatomy was she working on to cause such a aggressive out burst from your housekeeper causing her to quit, might I suggest you hire one who would be more in tune with your kinky side………the dust that would be gathering could play an active role in your fetishes……. I would be very grateful of the shoes…….by the way, there’s a great little shop that’s opened, full of Spandex, rubber and masks…..will Email you the address……..happy shopping……
Cap, this ia Aunt agony, not Aunt ecstasy.
An old dog indeed…….but always willing to learn new tricks…….haaaaaaa
Well Rose….I can multi task….lol…..
Well, Dear Agony, You have a point there. With all that is said, the human experience is always valid and original, so what do people want to discuss that is not mindless chit chat?
Hi Rose, well I like to talk about topics I can get my teeth into factual books, real life events, and yes medical issues and what treatments are available and progress made……..not about cats and dogs and straw bonnets……
Star, that is one reason you have insight and wisdom.
Good Morning dear Mistress Jessica, we all have been waiting for your blog to come and now its there ** Wonderful **. But you promised you would invite all of us to a pity-party before you start your job on here. Is it your age or are you an aged promise-breaker??
Your attentive admirer, Michael , xxx
Good morning Mr Von Michael, a pity party you say…….well that would be rather indulgent……… surely a fun party is better…………age never enters into my vocal bury……..you are as old as the man or women you feel, so it is said…….so take pity on me, and if there are any 23 year old young guns out there, then that is the age I will be
hehe………I wish….
Starlette, sometimes we need to be indulgent and have a pity party and get it done with.
Star, I was promised a second childhood in my advanced years and I may just look forward to it. I may get to be the “old bat in the belfry”. No real responsibilities, all handled by the real adults around and I will just play games and chat and skip and run about. Well the skipping and running may wobble some and the running may be my car rides with the real adults. I will whine and need special attention and medicine. My second childhood may be better than the first.No wonder some of these older folks seem to be so happy and cheery. Pain, heavy duty stuff, maybe smoke some weed and stay high, It is legal in some states here.
With you on that one Rose…….grow old disgracefully…….
Good Afternoon AA!
you lay on the agony, you realy do my dear friend. I have been laying low for a few months earning some pennies as you say????????????????????????????????????????????????
I’ve never heard this before; a beauty lays down for a few month and earns only a few pennies. Good Lord what kind of world is that we live in??
Come on gentleman of the SC, open your wallet and lets donate for our AA.
You see dear AA your words work; a problem shared is a problem halved, private and confidential of course.xxxM
Michael, I do not agree with the first part, but I do with the second; “A problem shared is a problem halved”. That is why even a cyber site can be effective in lessening problems. You have wisdom, Michael.
Sorry Rose that what you say is wisdom is just my age that sometimes talks.
Dear AA,
Are there new rules out for dating at our age? What is expected of the female part in the dating scene?
Are there men out there that function under the ‘brain’ head?
Hello Csweets,………I would say the dating scene is pretty much the same for an older person as a younger one, meet in a safe place, tell someone where you are going and arrange your own transport home. Should there be more dates, and the friendship looks as if it could progress into a relationship, then a open honest conversation needs to take place what both of you expect from a relationship sexually, chances are the man would still want Nookie…..lol, but there is always the exception to the rule……….the women may want a full relationship in every sense of the word and the man may not…Titter Titter…….could turn out to be disastrous a few months down the line if this chat doesn’t take place ………embarrassing it may be, but take the Bull by the horns and broach it……….well men function ok……..but under which brain…….ermmm now let me give this some thought……ok I have thought and figured it out in five seconds flat……..the lower brain positioned between the Torso and lower limbs takes precedence every time……
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I figured that out some time ago! lol!!!! An amazing occurance! hahahaha
Starlette, You seem to have the dating scene down pretty well. I am glad you are here to share such wisdom. I am sure you learned it all from the experience of others.
Hi Rose, I am a Dinosaur and have walked this earth for many years (well not that many ) I have met the Charmers….. the Ducker and Divers…. the Fairy Tale Tellers… The Bullshi..ers………the Moody Sulky Buggers…….the Out and Out Liars …….can you possibly imagine what effect this has had on oneself……..a sensitive, bashful, naïve women of a very delicate nature………ok, I am a bit of a fairy tale teller myself, but one has to survive amongst these little devils called men………but where would we be without them……….Ya just gotta luv um …….
Ahh Bless !!
Gosh, Star……..Are you saying that you doubt everything I say in response to your blogs,are less than the unvarnished truth?
Oh Dear ! You sure know how to wound a man (sob).
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Awww sorry Capps……..you of course are the exception……….would I ever question any word that passed your lips……NEVER……..and will I go to heaven for never telling a fib……..will I heck……
Aunt Agony, you have mentioned a bad lot, but under all that rotten stuff is a treasure trove, maybe. Maybe.
Dear Aunt Agony,
I have many 4 or 5 inch heels that haven’t seen the daylight/nighttime in many years, exactly 13 years. Many are boots, some thigh high but they are in a size 8. If you could use them I would love to donate them to someone who will get some fun out of them.
What do I do to get my hubby to understand that I would love some sex but if he physically can’t do it because it hurts him then cuddling would be just as acceptable. He is zero T and a fused neck with more herniated discs in his back and neck so ANY type of sex has been abolished in our marriage. He told me “that I knew he wasn’t a cuddler when I married him and to expect it now is changing the rules.” When I refute his argument with “that I did not agree to become sexless when I took my marriage vows” our discussions take a downward turn.
I refuse to look outside my marriage and have lived with this for 13 years but now that I am retiring I cannot fathom living without touch until I die. I am considering leaving the marriage but that has some financial issues that I would take a loss on, plus I think it would alienate my step-kids and they would not allow me to see their kids. I live for my grand babies and this seems so unacceptable. What do you think?
Hello Bubby, pleased to meet you……..I know a SC member who would be very appreciate of the thigh high boots………and he doesn’t want them to play Dick Whittington in panto either………over to you capps…… please inbox buddy your details….lol………now buddy over to your problem…….. a sexless marriage, lots of men will complain of this problem but not so many women, men very often have different agendas from women re sex…………we want the touching, the words, the lovemaking………I find it hard to believe it physically hurts him to put his arm around you to cuddle you, its all very well to say he pre warned you he wasn’t a cuddler, but really is that too much to ask for, no I don’t think so……..I’m assuming before his back problems the cuddles were there when he wanted sex, he doesn’t actually have to perform himself, but there are sex aids that he and you could mutually use……..seems he is just not interested anymore, if he is in constant pain that’s understandable………buttt……..anyway you say you don’t want to look outside your marriage……..buts what’s the worse evil, losing finances and family…………I cannot advocate unfaithfulness, but me personally I would look outside the marriage, not spread yourself around everywhere, but maybe find a man in a similar position…….if you leave the marriage would you be any happier losing out financially, losing contact with family, I doubt it…….time to think of yourself and do what makes you happy, your husband doesn’t seem to want to compromise to meet your needs……….why wouldn’t you want to feel a mans arms around you again…….go for it girl, that’s what I say……….good luck…..
THIGH BOOTS ! Oooooo eeeerrr….I,d just luuuurve a pair of thigh boots,but since I,m 6ft 4 with size 12 feet,they just aint made in my size..I do have a pair legs offa some fisherman,s river waders that I cut off…But ….They just dont have the “X Factor” that I,m looking for,and as much as I enjoy a spot of pain…Trying to cram my tootsies into size 8s,would give me the vapours at the wrong time.
Thanks for the thought though Star. xxx
Now ! As to your dilemma, Bubby…You really are between a rock and a hard place,arn,t you ?…..I did write a long answer to your blog,but on reading back,it more or less echo,s what Star had to say,so I deleted it…….Her advise seems sound to me.
(BTW, I,m not a nancy..Im just a normal guy who has a bit of fun on here,now and then) 🙂