I met a fairy who said she would grant me one wish. Immediately
I said, ”I want to live forever.”
”Sorry,” said the fairy, ”I’m not allowed to grant eternal
life.”
”OK,” I said, ”Then, I want to die after Congress gets its head out of its ass!”
The fairy replied, ”You crafty bastard.”
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Good one oldbull lol xox
well OB if i was an American I may have got that one but as it is hhahaha it went over my head…thanks anyway xxxxxxx M
alludes to a popular myth (trending to fact) that it will be an eternity before our Congress gets its head out of its derriere
good one mate
You have just been given eternal life on earth, OB . . . LOL
I’ll have to remember that one if I ever run into your fairy. LOL